jaclynhyde:

sharky-malarky:

vorked:

thearkhproject:

Just attaching another pair of flyers you can use to spread the word about #Arkh. For more information, please see this post!
In addition, you’ll note some of the wording was changed to be more clear as to what Arkh is, namely, a project featuring queer people and PoC, by queer people and PoC, that anyone will be able to understand and play. People who aren’t either queer, PoC, or both are highly encouraged to watch and play.
B/W pdf: http://cl.ly/160Q3L3h0E3b0036463M
Color pdf: http://cl.ly/3c0f3K1v2R0u2T0q0y3A

Credit to these goes to Re at mimicre.

Well look at that.
Tumblr doesn’t realize that there are tons of games where you play as colored people, gays, and so on.
Hell, in Skyrim, Fable series, Oblivion, Dragon Age II… So many more.
I mean seriously, you are NOT being overlooked. They just want to appeal to more people and making games about a gay person about being gay would not attract many sales at all, it would also most likely destroy a company. THAT is why you are not given the exacts of what you want.
Here is a list of games with homosexual characters and playable adventures where you CAN be LGBTQ.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT_characters_in_video_games
I am not trying to be mean, I am not being anti-anything. I just want the people of Tumblr to stop thinking everyone is after them or withholding material because of a certain lifestyle.

wow if i knew all i had to do to get donations for my projects was to say IT HAS BLACK PEOPLE AND GAYS then i would have posted my design notes months ago
then again i havent done any work on it in weeks so i should probably shut up haha

That’s a cool list, but, er, how long would the list of straight/cis characters in video games be? And how many of those characters listed are actually treated like characters (or are playable!) instead of jokes? That list has fucking Birdo on it. Do you really think we should shut up because there’s our great representation of a trans character?

Yes how uppity of me for thinking this game is a nifty idea, I should just hush up and settle for what there is now! Talim in Soul Calibur is Filipino, so clearly that should take care of any desire of mine for ethnicity in a video game (because screw those other guys, I got mine), and lesbians… pah, I’m sure there’s plenty of those too, games gotta have eye candy for the real audience!
But hey how else are you gonna get money from these gullible morons, right? Slap some some of that “social justice” bullshit on there about how the game’s being made by these sillies who dare to want games to treat them like characters that aren’t the sideshow they so clearly are and they’ll just fork over the money!

jaclynhyde:

sharky-malarky:

vorked:

thearkhproject:

Just attaching another pair of flyers you can use to spread the word about #Arkh. For more information, please see this post!

In addition, you’ll note some of the wording was changed to be more clear as to what Arkh is, namely, a project featuring queer people and PoC, by queer people and PoC, that anyone will be able to understand and play. People who aren’t either queer, PoC, or both are highly encouraged to watch and play.

Credit to these goes to Re at mimicre.

Well look at that.

Tumblr doesn’t realize that there are tons of games where you play as colored people, gays, and so on.

Hell, in Skyrim, Fable series, Oblivion, Dragon Age II… So many more.

I mean seriously, you are NOT being overlooked. They just want to appeal to more people and making games about a gay person about being gay would not attract many sales at all, it would also most likely destroy a company. THAT is why you are not given the exacts of what you want.

Here is a list of games with homosexual characters and playable adventures where you CAN be LGBTQ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT_characters_in_video_games

I am not trying to be mean, I am not being anti-anything. I just want the people of Tumblr to stop thinking everyone is after them or withholding material because of a certain lifestyle.

wow if i knew all i had to do to get donations for my projects was to say IT HAS BLACK PEOPLE AND GAYS then i would have posted my design notes months ago

then again i havent done any work on it in weeks so i should probably shut up haha

That’s a cool list, but, er, how long would the list of straight/cis characters in video games be? And how many of those characters listed are actually treated like characters (or are playable!) instead of jokes? That list has fucking Birdo on it. Do you really think we should shut up because there’s our great representation of a trans character?

Yes how uppity of me for thinking this game is a nifty idea, I should just hush up and settle for what there is now! Talim in Soul Calibur is Filipino, so clearly that should take care of any desire of mine for ethnicity in a video game (because screw those other guys, I got mine), and lesbians… pah, I’m sure there’s plenty of those too, games gotta have eye candy for the real audience!

But hey how else are you gonna get money from these gullible morons, right? Slap some some of that “social justice” bullshit on there about how the game’s being made by these sillies who dare to want games to treat them like characters that aren’t the sideshow they so clearly are and they’ll just fork over the money!

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#arkh

#sarcastic rant out of nowhere erm

#bluh bluh

#she doesn't even go here

dealwwithit:

keesmesis:

djavjr:

catbountry:

grannysgonna:

akumyo:

goatpox:

dadzone:

goatpox:

ghettoblastin:

whimsicotts:

picrossman:

derpityharry:

sigh
and everyone on the forums is treating naming your kid after a fandom as a GOOD THING and not, y’know, something they’ll regret forever after homestuck goes out of style.
sigh
stuff like that makes me never want to bother with homestuck man

are you fucking kidding me
you dont name your baby after a fandom
ESPECIALLY HOMESTUCK
YOU NAME YOUR GOLDFISH AFTER HOMESTUCK NOT A HUMAN BEING

GOD WHY
I’M NAMING MY CHILD DAVE STRIDER PEIXES
I HAte everyone in this stupid fandom i’m leaving

is this even real is the person for real

“though using a laptop is not the easiest thing to do while holding a baby”Yeah gonna have to go with “fake” on this one.
I mean then again I was named after a cat and a LoTR character so what the fuck do I know!!!

of course this isnt real,who would willingly put their dick into someone this fanatical about homestuck

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.



ugh

I worked with a manager who wanted to name his children Optimus Prime and Megatron.
I think he was joking but with him, I was never sure.
At least they didn’t name the kid Lil’ Cal or something.

To the person who mentioned the Sephiroth baby, Sephiroth is also the ten intricate patterns in which god manifests himself. Maybe the parents are just Jewish.
As for naming your kid after something homestuck-related…why. Not even why from homestuck, but why Karkat? Why not Tavros or Equius, or something else that sounds vaguely like something out of a Tolkien book? Why Karkat? If anyone finds out his middle name, that kid is going to be mocked his entire life.



oh come on this has to be a troll
…
GET IT
TROLL
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I just realized I made a joke without meaning to

Chillax, everypeople. The only people who will give a shit are going to be people who A. know/remember Homestuck and 2. find out the kid’s middle name, which ultimately is gonna be a pretty friggin’ small subset. To everyone else? It’s probably just something ethnic (which it technically is, Indian astrology derived and all). It’s not like it has to be explained in detail - kid can just shrug and go “I dunno, I think it’s something astronomical in some language or some shit” if asked.
Just because it’s from something doesn’t make it a worse name, either. Names that pretty much got made up by an author: Wendy, Vanessa, Miranda. No doubt some other ones too. Hussie’s not exactly Barrie or Swift or Shakespeare, but who is these days?
Anyway, I’m pretty tolerant when it comes to names and shit anyhow - that celebrity who named their daughter Apple? Best possible fruit to be named after, and both the computers and the record label got fans aplenty. My half-black, half-Filipino cousin named Goddess? Fuckin’ a, that is grade-A awesome right there (right about here is where you notice my name tolerance may be genetic). Mostly it’s probably just because I received one of the worst names ever possible in the history of naming a daughter in the modern history of the Western world, so usually I’m just mellow as shit and think to myself it could always be worse.
In conclusion, don’t ever name a girl Princess, because she’ll just be as tolerant as everloving fuck and won’t flip their shit over what complete strangers name their kids (who can grow up to change it anyway).

dealwwithit:

keesmesis:

djavjr:

catbountry:

grannysgonna:

akumyo:

goatpox:

dadzone:

goatpox:

ghettoblastin:

whimsicotts:

picrossman:

derpityharry:

sigh

and everyone on the forums is treating naming your kid after a fandom as a GOOD THING and not, y’know, something they’ll regret forever after homestuck goes out of style.

sigh

stuff like that makes me never want to bother with homestuck man

are you fucking kidding me

you dont name your baby after a fandom

ESPECIALLY HOMESTUCK

YOU NAME YOUR GOLDFISH AFTER HOMESTUCK NOT A HUMAN BEING

GOD WHY

I’M NAMING MY CHILD DAVE STRIDER PEIXES

I HAte everyone in this stupid fandom i’m leaving

is this even real is the person for real

“though using a laptop is not the easiest thing to do while holding a baby”
Yeah gonna have to go with “fake” on this one.


I mean then again I was named after a cat and a LoTR character so what the fuck do I know!!!

of course this isnt real,who would willingly put their dick into someone this fanatical about homestuck

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.

ugh

I worked with a manager who wanted to name his children Optimus Prime and Megatron.

I think he was joking but with him, I was never sure.

At least they didn’t name the kid Lil’ Cal or something.

To the person who mentioned the Sephiroth baby, Sephiroth is also the ten intricate patterns in which god manifests himself. Maybe the parents are just Jewish.

As for naming your kid after something homestuck-related…why. Not even why from homestuck, but why Karkat? Why not Tavros or Equius, or something else that sounds vaguely like something out of a Tolkien book? Why Karkat? If anyone finds out his middle name, that kid is going to be mocked his entire life.

oh come on this has to be a troll

GET IT

TROLL

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I just realized I made a joke without meaning to

Chillax, everypeople. The only people who will give a shit are going to be people who A. know/remember Homestuck and 2. find out the kid’s middle name, which ultimately is gonna be a pretty friggin’ small subset. To everyone else? It’s probably just something ethnic (which it technically is, Indian astrology derived and all). It’s not like it has to be explained in detail - kid can just shrug and go “I dunno, I think it’s something astronomical in some language or some shit” if asked.

Just because it’s from something doesn’t make it a worse name, either. Names that pretty much got made up by an author: Wendy, Vanessa, Miranda. No doubt some other ones too. Hussie’s not exactly Barrie or Swift or Shakespeare, but who is these days?

Anyway, I’m pretty tolerant when it comes to names and shit anyhow - that celebrity who named their daughter Apple? Best possible fruit to be named after, and both the computers and the record label got fans aplenty. My half-black, half-Filipino cousin named Goddess? Fuckin’ a, that is grade-A awesome right there (right about here is where you notice my name tolerance may be genetic). Mostly it’s probably just because I received one of the worst names ever possible in the history of naming a daughter in the modern history of the Western world, so usually I’m just mellow as shit and think to myself it could always be worse.

In conclusion, don’t ever name a girl Princess, because she’ll just be as tolerant as everloving fuck and won’t flip their shit over what complete strangers name their kids (who can grow up to change it anyway).

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#I have eighteen followers who the fuck cares

#baby names

#homestuck

#j.k. like rowling

#jackie said I should post this I blame her

#ms paint adventures

#mspa

#personal info on the internets ohnoes

#she doesn't even go here

#weirdest thing I've wanted to name a kid is Ford