I kind of want someone to make a film in which Johnny Storm and Steve Rogers meet in summer camp.
Starring Chris Evans and Chris Evans
fuck you guys this is hilarious
I can apply lipstick and concealer and mascara in a moving vehicle, but I can’t apply eyeliner with a pencil or brush, two mirrors, an arm rest, and an instructional video playing on my phone that’s sitting on the counter.
I think you cashed in all your witchcraft on the mascara
Damn it, I knew I should’ve skipped ‘mascara application in the car’. I didn’t have any left for ‘cooking things more complicated than spaghetti noodles and sauce in a jar’ either.
I can’t even mascara sitting still
how do you people not all look like fuckin Shatterstar McCable