never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
The unimaginable pain when someone sorts your favorite characters into the wrong Hogwarts Houses
why not that’s how J.K. Rowling did it
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
war cries waste precious time
what if someone had a blue whale patronus omg
like this tiny witch with these dementors rushing at her and she shouts EXPECTO PATRONUM and this huge thing starts coming out of her wand and then just keeps coming and then there’s like a fucking giant spectral white whale the size of two school buses swimming around in the air, chasing the dementors off, banking around to the side to pick off some others, making cool creaking-ship whale song noises, causing a strong wind just by its movements
like can you imagine this thing in like hbp when the dementors attack in little whinging? like zipping around a suburban street, so big its fins go through garages and fences when it dips low enough for its belly to drag on the ground?
and then when it’s done it ducks back down and just kind of gently bumps her hand with its head while the rest of it just curves hugely up into the air and kind of floats there like
omg that that would be so cool i just made myself sad thinking about it because i’m not a witch with a giant blue whale patronus :(