Homestuck alternate universe where in place of anime, Bro Strider is obsessed with Disney.
does that mean he uses a keyblade instead of a katana?
0_0
I’ll just casually steal this and pretend it was my idea.
The smuppets are all pinocchio
I don’t know if that makes Li’l Cal better or worse
ive seen SO MANY girls at my school wearing these leggings since they started selling them at hot topic and i just have to ask
is it SUPPOSED to look like ariel and flounder are staring at your junk…?
look at this stuff
isn’t it neat
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In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
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Mulan - One Woman Show
I’ll eventually do the rest…
OMFG alright i’m bowing down to this greatness *bows* HONOR TO YOU AND YOUR COW
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One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.
I can feel it my lions.
I mean my loins.
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24 and still trying to grow up.Some stuff I like: Doctor Who (classic and new), MS Paint Adventures, DC heroes like the Question (both) and Rip Hunter and the Martian Manhunter and Static, Metal Gear Solid, the Beatles (George ftw), Ivalice, Kino's Journey, Star Wars (Pellaeon ftw), Douglas Adams, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Gigaville, Cat Stevens, the Traveling Wilburys, Breath of Fire (especially Nina and Dragon Quarter), Stargate SG-1, Digimon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sailor Moon, Final Fantasy (mostly Ivalice and Sazh Katzroy), World of Warcraft, crocheting
See also: Hipster MSPA
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