SHOW THIS ONE TO THE SHIPPERS LOLOLOLOL
I now ship Snake/War, the horseman.
(or
horsemotorcylewoman, depending on which version you want to go with)HOLY FUCK
OTP
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#OTP
#!
#good omens
#metal gear
You’ve got like twenty
rifles in your backpack Snake.
Is it a TARDIS?
Somehow, this person combined two of my favorite things… in a FUCKIN’ HAIKU!
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#!
#doctor who
You know you’ve been in a good wedding when the bridesmaids walk down the aisle to the Star Wars Victory March and the bride walks to a stirring string quartet rendition of “Never Gonna Give You Up.”
(i can’t believe i have to go to work tomorrow i am going to die)
So Jackie and I have to find a string quartet who can play Snake Eater because reasons. Also possibly find wedding gowns we can climb a ladder in. Also not live in Georgia?????
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#also apparently the proposal happened at a con
#so that was our weekend
#also bachelor party karaoke
#jackiebeetle and spookypillow
#!
“Alright, sweet, we’re going to Alaska.”
I imagine recruiting Mantis for the Shadow Moses takeover was pretty easy.
this is totally stated in canon.
“wait do we have to be in Alaska to-” “YES MANTIS BUY A DAMN COAT”
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#jackie and I cannot deal with Mantis in casual wear
#suits are cool though
#!
#psycho mantis
#mgs
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
the more junk food you shove down your gullet the more health you’ll regen
the closer you are to the screen, the better you play
the more you yelp when hit, the more your defense increases
fucking force feedback, I slit so many scientists’ throats that way
the Sorrow was just shaking his head all the fuck is even wrong with you Mistake Snake I thought Zero told you to interrogate their asses
I mean uh
f bombs improve your precision
(via deofthedead)
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#bluh bluh
#!
Prize one of my 200 follower giveaway, completed! valerieyo suggested, among others, one of the Sweet Snake girls, so I picked the one without a long coat the one she played the first time I RPed with her :Db Snake has a tiny plastic toothpick knife, but other weapons will have to be procured on-site.
Other models in this photoshoot are my snowmunculus, jaclynhyde’s Psycho Mantis and Sorrow, a skein of alpaca lace yarn in Buttermint, and a really hastily-constructed miniature cardboard box that will only be included with Sweet Snake’s delivery at special request because it’s honestly pretty shitty. Might take me a few days to mail this out, or I might send both out when I finish the other prize (haven’t had much time to work on Gomamon, but I think he’ll turn out great!).







