Your name is TUMBLR FANDOM. You have a variety of INTERESTS, including RUNNING JOKES INTO THE GROUND and CRYING ABOUT YOUR BLOG. Most of your time is spent in your respiteblock, the walls of which are festooned with POSTERS depicting ATTRACTIVE MEN STARING INTENSELY INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES. You tend to be a bit of a loner, although you are sure that is a result of your SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE tendencies and not just because you ANNOY EVERYONE AROUND YOU.
One day, you wish to join the ranks of the mighty BIG NAME FANS. You spend every waking moment of your time training to master your flashy yet ultimately useless FEELSKIND specibus. Although your powers are great, you have a lot to learn before you’re ready to CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING OF VALUE to your FAN COMMUNITY OF CHOICE.
Your trolltag is actorsCopulating and you speak in an excITABLE, NOT VERYS CONHERENT MANNENRakjdsakjdkljda. you somestuiimes REPEAT YOURSEKF FOR EMPHASIS.